1st grade - imperceptible, tiny imperceptible movement of air and contraction of the muscles of the abdomen and rump. Usually the issuer is the only one to notice. grade 2 - very light hiss, and period of most one second, is accompanied by a small movement of the rump, combined with a slight tingling in zona.Animali in the room (dogs and cats) look at the subject carefully. No smell.
3rd degree - even if only perceptible in the vicinity of the epicenter, noticeable hiss, tending to medium-high notes. Smell like rotten food, not excessive.
4th grade - Peto strong, unmistakable noise and mask with a shot cough. Ass contractions accompanying noise that lasts up to 4 seconds, covering an area of \u200b\u200babout 3 m from the epicenter and infect the air for at least 2 minutes.
grade 5 - thunderous noise, the person who issues it becomes pale in the face, usually accompanied by other events such eruption / earthquake (like the classic shit powerful) tends to 6 seconds duration with a double change at times of shades.
6th grade - Low noise and deaf, strong contractions of the abdomen and rump, purple issuer. Considerable heat and a strong sulfur smell that spreads up to 5 meter radius from the epicenter. Various changes of tone, like "happy going in E Flat "by Vivaldi, bystanders allonatanano, the first cracks in his underwear.
7th grade - Peto strong, at least 15 seconds in duration, accompanied by the emission of ash and lapilli of shit, severe abdominal cramps, high temperature, the pants as they swell the sails of Luna Rossa, the subject fails to make any movement during the phenomenon, scenes of panic among those present.
8th grade - Peto with characteristics of catastrophic events: noise similar to a jackhammer, with repeated shocks, lasting up to 30 seconds. The subject falls into a state of paralysis and is held in place so it does not move like a balloon laundry. Some of these are captured ill and faint. The pants, though strong, are torn. Up to 10 different changes of tonality, ultrasound emission, unprecedented heat and smell reminiscent of Manzoni infirmaries. Colic of the subject together with a geyser of excrement and internal organs.
9th grade - Fart from 5 megatons (Missing in Action) the person falls into a trance. Phenomenon of levitation. Displacement of internal organs, circulatory collapse of the cardiovascular system. Temperature of the backside next to white heat. Panties powder, foundry type noise and the smell of sulfur, tin and molybdenum. These die instantly from shock or UVA radiation emitted from the subject. The anus of the person becomes like the exhaust nozzle of an F14 Tomcat taking off from an aircraft carrier with afterburner added. Very heavy objects are thrown from miles away.
10th grade - Fart apocalyptic: Instant Death and the subject of all those present to a diameter of 3 kilometers, climate change in the disaster area. Discovery of personal effects of the subject in a geostationary orbit to 300 km altitude. Lack of access to the affected area for several years. Proclamation of the global state of emergency, an event of events related to the splitting of the atom. Resurrections.
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